all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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2:34 am  •  18 September 2014  •  4,663 notes


have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

2:42 pm  •  11 September 2014  •  45,498 notes


awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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1:12 am  •  11 September 2014  •  281,124 notes